Traditional Irish Music
IRELAND, The only place where........
• When you were young, you went to bed when Glenroe was over
• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight
• 'F*** off' means 'Are you serious?'
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend
• Saying 'I will, yea' means that you definitely won't
• "F*** it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bothered to finish it properly
• 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism
• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days
• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'
• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything
• The best cure for a hangover is more drink
• Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus'
• 'Meeting' has a double meaning
• Tea is the solution to every problem, and water is the solution to every GAA injury • "I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late
• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park
• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner
• GAA is considered religion
• Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult
• Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation
• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time
• You're scared of the wooden spoon
• The word 'like' goes in every sentence
• You can say "Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested
• 'The dogs' bollocks' means something brilliant
Be PROUD to be Irish!
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